unhealthy extramarital

i have a lot of feelings.
hfml:

"You make me feelLike I’m livin’ aTeenage dreamThe way you turn me onI can’t sleepLet’s run away andDon’t ever look back,Don’t ever look back”

hfml:

"You make me feel
Like I’m livin’ a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can’t sleep
Let’s run away and
Don’t ever look back,
Don’t ever look back”

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via stopthiscoffin)

whenever i say rn i think “registered nurse”

reasonsmysoniscrying:

2yo: “Daddy, guess what?!”
Me: “What?”
2yo: “I like Mommy better!”

Oh.

Look at her vagina! It’s either brave or mad!

—Ella, pointing at me getting out of the bath. Husband’s response : ‘you gave birth to twins, she has a point.’ (via widdleandpukesaid)