whenever i say rn i think “registered nurse”
submitted by a more data-driven Ashley Wagner
i hate myself so much rn
Vintage Christian book of the day: Holy Housewifery (For more info, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/8455675471/sexist-church-sign-advises-on-how-to-keep-a-man)
2yo: “Daddy, guess what?!”
2yo: “I like Mommy better!”
Look at her vagina! It’s either brave or mad!
—Ella, pointing at me getting out of the bath. Husband’s response : ‘you gave birth to twins, she has a point.’ (via widdleandpukesaid)
There are few things more satisfying in life than the sound of vacuuming under a 2yo’s spot at the dinner table.