2yo: “Daddy, guess what?!”
2yo: “I like Mommy better!”
Look at her vagina! It’s either brave or mad!
—Ella, pointing at me getting out of the bath. Husband’s response : ‘you gave birth to twins, she has a point.’ (via widdleandpukesaid)
There are few things more satisfying in life than the sound of vacuuming under a 2yo’s spot at the dinner table.
Me: “Well, you can’t unpoop a poop.”
4yo (shaking head solemnly): “And you can’t eat it either.”
This was our dinner time conversation.
I am disagreeable to put my pants on.
—Ammie. Experimenting with ways to justify not getting dressed. (via widdleandpukesaid)
I did use the toilet at nursery and I didn’t fall in!
—Ammie. (via widdleandpukesaid)