unhealthy extramarital

i have a lot of feelings.

whenever i say rn i think “registered nurse”

reasonsmysoniscrying:

2yo: “Daddy, guess what?!”
Me: “What?”
2yo: “I like Mommy better!”

Oh.

Look at her vagina! It’s either brave or mad!

—Ella, pointing at me getting out of the bath. Husband’s response : ‘you gave birth to twins, she has a point.’ (via widdleandpukesaid)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

There are few things more satisfying in life than the sound of vacuuming under a 2yo’s spot at the dinner table.