unhealthy extramarital

i have a lot of feelings.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

2yo: “Daddy, guess what?!”
Me: “What?”
2yo: “I like Mommy better!”

Oh.

Look at her vagina! It’s either brave or mad!

—Ella, pointing at me getting out of the bath. Husband’s response : ‘you gave birth to twins, she has a point.’ (via widdleandpukesaid)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

There are few things more satisfying in life than the sound of vacuuming under a 2yo’s spot at the dinner table.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Well, you can’t unpoop a poop.”
4yo (shaking head solemnly): “And you can’t eat it either.”

This was our dinner time conversation.

I am disagreeable to put my pants on.

—Ammie. Experimenting with ways to justify not getting dressed. (via widdleandpukesaid)